Long before my days as a PR guy, I always had an odd affection for written statements. Sure, most people think written statements are boring, but I love dissecting every sentence to find the true meaning lurking beneath the propaganda. And the discovery hiding underneath every well-crafted written statement is the same.
A whole lot of nothing.
As a case study, let's review the written statement released last night by Theo Epstein, former general manager of the Boston Red Sox general manager. At 31 years old, Epstein was the toast of Boston. His abrupt resignation has been widely blamed on a Boston Globe columnist's recent article airing out dirty laundry between Epstein and Red Sox management.
Epstein's written statement has every necessary element: praise for his former employers, a positive outlook on his future and the future of the Boston Red Sox, and not much more. No bridges burned. And no damage to his market value.
So on this Tuesday, I offer you Theo Epstein’s written statement. I hope you enjoy the beauty of it as much as I do.
"First, I want to thank John Henry, Tom Werner, and Larry Lucchino for the opportunity to serve as General Manager for the last three seasons. Their support and friendship mean a lot to me, and I wish them all well. I also owe a debt of gratitude to the players, Terry Francona, the coaching staff, the front office, the baseball operations staff, and the fans for making my Red Sox experience so meaningful.
Growing up in the shadow of Fenway Park, I never dreamed of having the chance to work for my hometown team during such an historic period.
My decision not to return as General Manager of the Red Sox is an extremely difficult one. I will always cherish the relationships I developed here and am proud to have worked side-by-side with so many great people, in and out of uniform, as together we brought a World Championship to Boston.
In my time as General Manager, I gave my entire heart and soul to the organization. During the process leading up to today's decision, I came to the conclusion that I can no longer do so. In the end, my choice is the right one not only for me but for the Red Sox.
My affection for the Red Sox did not begin four years ago when I started working here, and it does not end today. I will remain on the job for several days as we finalize preparation for next week's general managers meetings. Thereafter, I will make myself available to the organization to ensure a smooth and stable transition.
My passion for and dedication to the game of baseball remain strong. Although I have no immediate plans, I will embrace this change in my life and look forward with excitement to the future."
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